Environmentally Conscious Humor Mugs

'There was another oil industry ad on TV yesterday!. . . Chipmunks and a squirrel were cavorting on the oil sands!'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

Tomorrow's world 2165.

'...and this is the water garden...'

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

"This is a terrible table!"

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

"Rising sea levels."

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

You Are Here.

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

Now do you believe in global warming?!

"No, I don't recycle."

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

An snail shell with a chimney

Prepare to meet thy recycler.

"Better imaginary than extinct."

'I'd heard that they like to source their food locally'