Environmentalists Gifts

'Would someone please remind me what our original intention was?'

'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'

'The committee's decided to ban further research until it can be proven your 'wheel' poses no threat to the environment, society or public health.'

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'Maybe we should stick a few of those little twirly things in the ground - just in case.'

"I think it stands for, 'Please Eat the Activist,' which is exactly what I did!"

'Our sensors indicate that this planet's surface is 78% water and the remainder is landfill containing mostly plastics.'

Toy 4x4: Now with real emissions!

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

'Just like at home, the Martians are dumping industrial waste in their fabled canals.'

'And what happens after we've over-farmed the wind, and there's none left?'

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

How to escape when the land fills with landfill (people escaping in a rubbish ship)

Conservation by developers.

'Dad, how comes they can tell us about the weather in 50 years but they can't do a forecast for tomorrow?'

Fisherman of the past fishing through a hole in the ice - fisherman of the present floating on a small piece of ice.

"Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon."

'If you really want to experience eternity…'

'You and your stupid hybrid getaway car'

Bread fuel.

'You do realize you're polluting the world with that thing!'

'Hello, EPA? You've got to do something about this ozone depletion and greenhouse effect!'

Soup art attack

New Eco Towns - 'The architects thought we said 'ego'.'

Campaigning for more rain.

Keeping cool in 2122

"There's talk of a merger with London Zoo."

Endangered Species

california fire

In Case of Rising Sea Levels Please Break Glass

"If you really want to experience eternity...try waitin for global agreement on emissions reductions."

Climate Crisis and the Banks

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

"The gods want us to pay for carbon credits."

Mega Drought