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'Then after 'A' Levels I did an NVQ in Cleansing and Hygiene.'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The interested bystanders.

The Food Chain

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

Water company bonus.

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

"It's trickle down."

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

Water power.

Is this what they call inherent safety?

Ecological Therapy

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

Post-corona road to recovery

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'We finally do have meaningful tax reform, sir. This year's form is printed on recycled paper.'

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Sustainability

'You forgot the product label.'

Solar Power.

'I read somewhere that going green would help save the ice caps.'

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

urban agriculture

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

There's no real oil emergency...

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

Renewable Energy. Solar. Wind. Hydro. Bio. No, Ernie, a "solar panel" is not a group of stars that judge the talents of other stars.

Low tech tech friendly solution to the gulf oil spill?

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