Environmentalist In Training T-Shirts

'I read somewhere that going green would help save the ice caps.'

The Food Chain

Getting rid of bottled water at school is a good eco-club project -- in theory. But?

"Ma! Harvey's using up natural resources again."

The Jeopardy of Progress

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Deforestation.

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

The Environmentalist

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

North Pole

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Humans...What is their purpose?

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Polluted geese

Natural Disasters

But is it organic?

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"We'll always have Paris..."