Environmental Technician Prints

'Then after 'A' Levels I did an NVQ in Cleansing and Hygiene.'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The interested bystanders.

The Food Chain

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

Water company bonus.

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

"It's trickle down."

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Water power.

Post-corona road to recovery

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

Is this what they call inherent safety?

Sustainability

'We finally do have meaningful tax reform, sir. This year's form is printed on recycled paper.'

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Ecological Therapy

'You forgot the product label.'

Solar Power.

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

urban agriculture

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

There's no real oil emergency...

Low tech tech friendly solution to the gulf oil spill?

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

COP26

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'