Environmental Safety Enthusiast Gifts

Forest Fire Hazard

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Nature versus commerce.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'I admire your floatibility.'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Eco Princess

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Honest Vending

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

On the brink.

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Earth stove

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

Noise Pollution

Global Warming Coming Soon!