Environmental Attorney T-Shirts

"Remember, as an environmental attorney, every toxic cloud has a silver lining."

Chemical Lawyers.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

North Pole

The Environmentalist

Humans...What is their purpose?

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

View to the Future

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'I blame global warming!'

Climate Crisis

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Insect extinction

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Water company bonus.

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"I think we have run out of time..."

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."