Environmental Attorney Pillows

"Remember, as an environmental attorney, every toxic cloud has a silver lining."

Chemical Lawyers.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

North Pole

Humans...What is their purpose?

The Environmentalist

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

View to the Future

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Government a la Carte

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

Climate Crisis

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'I blame global warming!'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Insect extinction

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Water company bonus.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"I think we have run out of time..."