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By upgrading our tanks & trucks to burn 50 less harmful fuel emissions, Rona, we can kill and destroy with a clear conscience.

The Jeopardy of Progress

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Humans...What is their purpose?

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

North Pole

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

The Environmentalist

Deforestation.

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Polluted geese

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

Natural Disasters

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."