Envelope Aficionado Gifts

'Right here on the box...'self adhesive envelopes'.'

Letter Collecting Nerd

'Hello, Al's Office Supply? While I admire your gumption, I'm afraid these offering envelopes are too big.'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

"Mail's here."

Santa called but you were out!

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

"The x-rays came back, and — I'm sorry, but we found a very large attachment."

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

"Pastor, since you refuse to respond to my emails I decided to print off a list of all my objections to your messages."

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

You've Got Mail

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

"As a cub I got fed up with circus life, so I took a job in the mail room."

'Here's the junk mail.'

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

'The principal will be with you shortly. He still has a few e-mail jokes to read.'

"I used to bark at the mailman. Now I just write a blog about him!"

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

School of hard knocks: Mail box 'Knock-knock jokes'

'He makes the deliveries other mailmen are afraid to make.'

GGGGG. F. E. It looks like the network is being upgraded.

'Special Delivery!'

'It's an email of a text that someone twittered...I think.'

'Just wait! Someday you'll be old and corrugated!'

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

'For the future, if you wish to contact me use e-mail.'