Envelope Aficionado Pillows

'Right here on the box...'self adhesive envelopes'.'

Letter Collecting Nerd

'Hello, Al's Office Supply? While I admire your gumption, I'm afraid these offering envelopes are too big.'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

Santa called but you were out!

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

"The x-rays came back, and — I'm sorry, but we found a very large attachment."

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

"As a cub I got fed up with circus life, so I took a job in the mail room."

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

You've Got Mail

"Pastor, since you refuse to respond to my emails I decided to print off a list of all my objections to your messages."

'Here's the junk mail.'

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

"I used to bark at the mailman. Now I just write a blog about him!"

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

'The principal will be with you shortly. He still has a few e-mail jokes to read.'

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

'He makes the deliveries other mailmen are afraid to make.'

School of hard knocks: Mail box 'Knock-knock jokes'

'Special Delivery!'

'Just wait! Someday you'll be old and corrugated!'

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

'For the future, if you wish to contact me use e-mail.'

'I finally got rid of all my junk mail.' - 'You have no new messages.' - 'On reflection, I miss the false sense of popularity.'

"I wonder if that treat the mailman is leaving me tastes better than he does."

Recycling Post.