Entrepreneurial Babysitters Pillows

Sheila finds a way to supplement her baby-sitting income.

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Well, we thought we had childproofed the house

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Young Gums

"Ah...here they are!"

"I told my mom either the sitter goes, or I go!"

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

Engineer on the move.

Tim's marketing solutions

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

'Hi, honey?we're home!'

I took your advice and got an eco-friendly baby shower present. Are you sure? � It's carbon neutral, non-polluting and chemical free? Yes! It was more popular than the solar-powered $850 stroller. Way to go, momster! What was it? I volunteered to babysit for 3 nights. I feel a toxic emission coming on.

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

"I'll pull in a six figure income."

"We couldn't find a sitter."

'Sorry, Holly!'

'Sure, six months ago babysitting was $10, but since then, you've had another five kids: I want a raise!'

"I used to live here. Now I make a fortune renting it out on Airbnb."

'I'm about to throw a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'

"I'm from the small business administration...have you ever considered franchising?"

'Keep an EYE on him for me.'

Three frogs watching their tadpoles.

Gotta babysit. Too bad! Tap tap. The worst part is the first! Subduing little monsters? Tap tap. No

'Seven companies in three years.'

"What can I say: It's nice to get away from the kids once in a while..."

'We couldn't find a sitter for our baby, so we made him part of our costumes.'

'Dad, I've decided to make some money to supplement my allowance.' 'Good for you. Got a little mowing job?' 'Nope. A tip jar. And oh by the way, 15 to 20 percent is customary.'

What a nice thing to say! Thanks for calling. What's up? Jan said Twig was a terrific babysitter. No surprise. Click. But then she said something odd. About MY daughter? When she got home, their house was spotless. Maybe it was a different "Twig."

'The electric fence is a godsend.'

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"The kids just played quietly all night, like kids do."