Babysitting Boss Pillows

That conspiracy theorist makes it sound so sinister that I'm keeping an eye on my younger sister for my mom. Big brother is watching!

I've got too many invites for a Friday night! How will you ever decide? She's so annoying! Why do you care? We're going out. Oh, right. I forgot. We're both babysitting. Technically it qualifies as "out."

City Zoo: Day Care

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Look Mommy, hat!"

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

"He likes it."

'The child is very illogical'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Coping with a strong-willed child

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"I'm bored."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

Babies vs. Dogs

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

Baby Hairstyles.

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

A baby playing on a grand piano

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

Changing the baby.