Enthusiastic Toddler-facers Gifts

"That's funny. . . that's usually his favorite meal!"

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"When did she start crawling?"

'The kids were so sweet...'

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

Origins of a family tradition.

"We're a great team, Sash—you with your small and large motor skills, me with my spatial awareness and hand-eye coördination."

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

Man and woman entering the tunnel of love, the man has a drill to scupper the boat.

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

'...No, you're not going to be chillin' at a crucially cool awesome rave. It's Daniel's birthday party.'

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

'Do you ever communicate as a family by just speaking?'

"Sweetie, I know we missed Princesses on Ice, but I'm going to make it up to you."

'We're running combat maneuvers on our 3 year old?'

Line for a funnel cake stand.

'I don't enjoy 'this little piggy' all that much, but my Dad gets a kick out of it.'

"Oh, yes, we're all really good!"

The Children's Crusade - 'You give the boys cooties, we'll give the girls cooties - we're back in a week.'

'You can come in and play, but you have to make sure you use your indoor voice.'

Soft play area. Kids leave nursing bruises, cuts and limping.

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

'Your mother and I feel it's important to let kids be kids. Can we leave that with you?'

Childhood Friends

"Here's a great idea! You two just take the summer off and play with me!"

'Some days it's hard to keep one step ahead of them.'

Father's Day

Although it wagged enthusiastically, secretly the tail found this game dull and repetitive.

'Stop bossing me around or I won't be your imaginary friend anymore!'

A Foot Guard being teased by children.