Enthusiastic Coffee Sipper T-Shirts

Bearded lady and stiltwalker at breakfast.

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

Burning the midnight oil.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

We'll have Manhattans...

Back to work...

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

You've Had Enough!

"I'm losing my patience with you."

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

Countervailing Clichés.

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

Non-Power Breakfast

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"