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"Welcome - pleased to meet you! I'm the Entertainments Officer..."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'How fast can you hype?'

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Mum, I got the job!"

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

'I know my resume makes me seem overtrained, but I really wasn't paying attention.'

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

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"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

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"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

JET (Part I)

TV stage door

Brian, I hope you're taking this seriously.

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

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'The Final Merger'

"We interrupt this rubbish to give you another chance to switch off."

'Our ratings are down. Let's blame it on the media.'

"Very nice résumé. Leave a sample of your DNA with my secretary."

'And who are you wearing?'