Entertainment Marketer T-Shirts

"This ought to bring in the young demographic!"

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"Mum, I got the job!"

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

Sid Sinatra.

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

Derek and Clive (Dudley Moore and Peter Cook).

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

TV stage door

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

'Therapy in L.A.'

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

'The Final Merger'

"We interrupt this rubbish to give you another chance to switch off."

Sugar Fix.

'Our ratings are down. Let's blame it on the media.'

Note to self: Call lawyer, ask if he has any experience with charges of treason. What's lawyer got to do … got to do with it … What? What are you doing? Tina Turner. My second favorite singer, after Clay Aiken. She's amazing. I investigated every single one of her concerts. Good times. Wanna see my Tina Turner tattoo? I'm not a Russian spy!! What is this, 1985?! Good year. Tina was in "Mad Max" that year.

"I don't know what that is, either - it could be the Olsen twins."

"Hear me out. Batman - again."

"I can sleep late, but, as his agent, I still get ten percent of the worm."

"California has always been too big for its britches."

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

Trump commissions song