Entertainment Marketer Mugs

"This ought to bring in the young demographic!"

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Mum, I got the job!"

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

TV stage door

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

'Therapy in L.A.'

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

'The Final Merger'

"We interrupt this rubbish to give you another chance to switch off."

Sugar Fix.

'Our ratings are down. Let's blame it on the media.'

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

"I can sleep late, but, as his agent, I still get ten percent of the worm."

"In this business the ball takes funny bounces. I got you a recording contract."

"California has always been too big for its britches."

Actors getting married. 'Best supporting man'

Trump commissions song