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"I really think it’s time for Madonna to let the dream die."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"Mum, I got the job!"

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

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The First 3-D Thanksgiving

'Therapy in L.A.'

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

'The Final Merger'

"We interrupt this rubbish to give you another chance to switch off."

'Our ratings are down. Let's blame it on the media.'

Actors getting married. 'Best supporting man'

Woke Jersey Shore

Trump commissions song

"I didn't mean anything by it. I don't know why I said it. I just said it, that's all. Twiggy."

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

'And who are you wearing?'

"I can sleep late, but, as his agent, I still get ten percent of the worm."

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

"Remember, Kimberly, I'm more than your agent. I'm your mother."

Trustworthy Authority.

"It must be a youth culture!" (Lager, boobs, lager, babes,footie, girls,lager.)

"When did movies start being dumb all year round?"