Entertainment Industry Analyst Mugs

"I really think it’s time for Madonna to let the dream die."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"Mum, I got the job!"

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

Sid Sinatra.

Derek and Clive (Dudley Moore and Peter Cook).

'Therapy in L.A.'

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

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The First 3-D Thanksgiving

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

'The Final Merger'

"We interrupt this rubbish to give you another chance to switch off."

'Our ratings are down. Let's blame it on the media.'

Sissy Spacek

Trump commissions song

Actors getting married. 'Best supporting man'

Woke Jersey Shore

'And who are you wearing?'

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

Note to self: Call lawyer, ask if he has any experience with charges of treason. What's lawyer got to do … got to do with it … What? What are you doing? Tina Turner. My second favorite singer, after Clay Aiken. She's amazing. I investigated every single one of her concerts. Good times. Wanna see my Tina Turner tattoo? I'm not a Russian spy!! What is this, 1985?! Good year. Tina was in "Mad Max" that year.

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

The Academy began to regret awarding the Oscar to Destructo.

"I didn't mean anything by it. I don't know why I said it. I just said it, that's all. Twiggy."

"I can sleep late, but, as his agent, I still get ten percent of the worm."

Bob Odenkirk

"Remember, Kimberly, I'm more than your agent. I'm your mother."

Trustworthy Authority.

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

"I'm not sure what to watch...'Enterprise' or 'Sabado Gigante.'"

"When did movies start being dumb all year round?"