Entertainment Industry Professionals Prints

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"Mum, I got the job!"

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"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

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"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

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Stunt lemmings.

"Bob, you're just not selling me on you essential hamburgerness."

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

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"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

'Therapy in L.A.'

'The Final Merger'

"We interrupt this rubbish to give you another chance to switch off."

'Sure, I cam up with fire, and the wheel, but you're only as good as your last idea.'

'Our ratings are down. Let's blame it on the media.'

"California has always been too big for its britches."

"In this business the ball takes funny bounces. I got you a recording contract."

"I can sleep late, but, as his agent, I still get ten percent of the worm."

"I see you do all your own stunts."