Entertaining Pillows

'The kidney shape was a cool idea. Reminds us what you sold to pay for it.'

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

What They Brought to the Table

"You think this is funny - I'm 38, I live with my mother and I've got a college degree."

'Oh great. The neighbors are worming their way into another BBQ.'

"Todd always names his covered dishes. This one's called 'Are You Feeling Lucky?'"

'And don't you touch that mammoth in the freezer. I'm saving it for company.'

"OMG! I've bought wine instead of milk...again!"

"On second thought, we'd be pleased to stay for dinner."

'...and thank you for not outstaying your welcome.'

'Can I get you anything? Coffee? A biscuit?...A lift home?'

"That was my kind of party...good food, good people, good-bye."

I made Guacamole.

'Not here, Fred.'

"I worry about every little thing. Barry's more of a generalist."

"Barry made the wine. I made the cheese."

'Wine region.'

'It's Janet's direct pipeline to the wine store for our Chardonnay stock.'

"Who gonna be Mudda?" - Cosy Nostra

Time for Tea!

'You're sure to have a good time. There are people here who haven't heard your jokes.'

Come dine with me!

Wine Party

"Say, Honey, I forgot to tell you that the Snootmyers called...they'll be over for drinks in twenty minutes!"

"Remind me Darling, is it my turn to drink too much..."

Shoe saleman responds to clown's stinky foot

Prosecco and Pudding

"We're having the T-Rex's over for dinner..and whatever you do, don't mention their itty-bitty little arms!"

"She already had someone taking care of dessert. We're bringing forced gaiety."

Wedding speech.

'We're invited to a wine and cheese party. Sounds like a 'sting' to me!'

Teddy Bears' Dinner Party

"Oh, must you go so soon?"

Family Holiday Dinner

A butler offering a guest a drink.