Entertaining Prints

'The kidney shape was a cool idea. Reminds us what you sold to pay for it.'

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

What They Brought to the Table

"You think this is funny - I'm 38, I live with my mother and I've got a college degree."

'Oh great. The neighbors are worming their way into another BBQ.'

"Todd always names his covered dishes. This one's called 'Are You Feeling Lucky?'"

"OMG! I've bought wine instead of milk...again!"

'And don't you touch that mammoth in the freezer. I'm saving it for company.'

"On second thought, we'd be pleased to stay for dinner."

"That was my kind of party...good food, good people, good-bye."

I made Guacamole.

'Can I get you anything? Coffee? A biscuit?...A lift home?'

'...and thank you for not outstaying your welcome.'

'Not here, Fred.'

Time for Tea!

'You're sure to have a good time. There are people here who haven't heard your jokes.'

Wine Party

"Who gonna be Mudda?" - Cosy Nostra

"I worry about every little thing. Barry's more of a generalist."

'Wine region.'

'It's Janet's direct pipeline to the wine store for our Chardonnay stock.'

Jackson Pollock's short-lived career as a kid's party face painter.

Come dine with me!

"Barry made the wine. I made the cheese."

A good consultant must be prepared to change their knowledge base.

"She already had someone taking care of dessert. We're bringing forced gaiety."

Party time.

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

Wedding speech.

'We're invited to a wine and cheese party. Sounds like a 'sting' to me!'

'We can never seem to keep the house clean so we do all our entertaining here.'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Are you expecting someone, Caroline?"

'Don't mention music while they're here. He's brought his tuba.'

"Good Lord, whoes eaten all the nibbles?"