Entertainments Prints

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Tartine

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Come dine with me!

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

They hated me.

A Symphony of Penguins

Showbiz Awards

Zombie standup

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

Children's Parties

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Lesbian civil partnership.

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Mardi Gras

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Robert Fripp

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Clown on bike.

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'Oh my God. I love it!'

The wonderful world of cheese.

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.