Entering The Property Ladder Mugs

"Did I mention it needed a little work?"

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Look, son, real estate."

Reverse Mortgage.

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

'We'll convert it into flats and revitalise the area.'

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

Home Sweet Second Home.

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

The End of the Property Boom is Nigh.

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

Repossessions

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

'This is close enough.'

Dog Realtor

'Don't wait too long to decide. A house with a view like this can go at any minute....'

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'

"And the bathroom has a water view...if you fill the tub."

Bert launches his plan to increase property values: Annoyance Free Zone - No politicians, media, pundits, or mimes beyond this point.

'I think you'll find it open and spacious!'

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

Now if you're looking for a handy fixer-upper

Couple wanting to buy the estate agents office.

"It's a little bit small,but it's got great cross ventilation."