Property Ladder Enthusiast Mugs

"First time buyers have always been my favorite clients."

'Estate Agent.'

'Last time buyers.'

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

'I refuse to relinquish the title, 'Top Young Exec'.'

Texturing the Walls

Ladder of Success.

"Look, son, real estate."

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

Planting a Flag on the Summit

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

Home Sweet Second Home.

Real Estate Personals

"I think Henshaw is trying to tell us the corporate ladder is out of order."

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

'They're playing house.'

'This is close enough.'

Dog Realtor

'Forget my mortgage application, fill this bag with money. I've decided to make a cash offer!'

'Don't wait too long to decide. A house with a view like this can go at any minute....'

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'

"And the bathroom has a water view...if you fill the tub."

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

'I think you'll find it open and spacious!'

'I like you, Hargrove, and I've decided to take you under my wing.'

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"