Enrollment In Political Science Pillows

"Away with the warmonger!"

Schengen

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

Neo-International Law

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"National security adviser"

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

"It is we."

US and the EU

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Harry S. Truman

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

Two Ways out of Iraq.

British Prime Minister

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

"What Genocide? What Armenians?"

"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"

Capital Tours

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

Joe Biden

"New court filings. Totally clears the President. Thank you." "Actually, sir, it, uh, says you did crime and might go to jail."

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

"Founding Fathers! How come no Founding Mothers?"

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."