Political Science Students Pillows

Good King George until terrorism's end.

George W Bush Cowboy

Schengen

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

Sir Winston Churchill

Neo-International Law

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"Away with the warmonger!"

"National security adviser"

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

US and the EU

"It is we."

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

British Prime Minister

Harry S. Truman

Two Ways out of Iraq.

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

"What Genocide? What Armenians?"

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

Capital Tours

"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

"New court filings. Totally clears the President. Thank you." "Actually, sir, it, uh, says you did crime and might go to jail."

Joe Biden

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing

"Founding Fathers! How come no Founding Mothers?"