Graduating Political Science Major Pillows

Electoral College

Schengen

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

They're Not Just That Into It

Pretty Flowers

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

Sir Winston Churchill

Neo-International Law

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"Away with the warmonger!"

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

"National security adviser"

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"It is we."

Archival Warfare

US and the EU

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Harry S. Truman

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

Two Ways out of Iraq.

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

British Prime Minister

"What Genocide? What Armenians?"

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

"New court filings. Totally clears the President. Thank you." "Actually, sir, it, uh, says you did crime and might go to jail."

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"

The Great Leap Forward

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing

Joe Biden

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

Capital Tours

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'