Graduating Political Science Major Pillows

Electoral College

Schengen

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

Sir Winston Churchill

Neo-International Law

"National security adviser"

"Away with the warmonger!"

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

"It is we."

US and the EU

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Harry S. Truman

British Prime Minister

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

Two Ways out of Iraq.

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

"What Genocide? What Armenians?"

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

Capital Tours

"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

"New court filings. Totally clears the President. Thank you." "Actually, sir, it, uh, says you did crime and might go to jail."

Joe Biden

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing