Enrollment In Political Science Mugs

"Away with the warmonger!"

Schengen

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

They're Not Just That Into It

Pretty Flowers

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

Neo-International Law

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

"National security adviser"

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Archival Warfare

"It is we."

US and the EU

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

Harry S. Truman

Two Ways out of Iraq.

British Prime Minister

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

"What Genocide? What Armenians?"

"New court filings. Totally clears the President. Thank you." "Actually, sir, it, uh, says you did crime and might go to jail."

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"

Capital Tours

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

Joe Biden

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

"Founding Fathers! How come no Founding Mothers?"

Mitt Romney: Double Guantánamo