Enlightened Professional Gifts

'I've never seen anyone move so freely between the business world and the spirit world.'

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

"So how long have you been working the business?"

"'I think, therefore I am'? - How illusory can you GET?"

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

"In this business the ball takes funny bounces. I got you a recording contract."

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

'ok, who threw that?'

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

"When I was making money, I made the most money, and now that I'm spiritual I'm the most spiritual."

"Your case has been turned down by Oprah, but we're appealing to Sally Jessy Raphael."

'What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?'

"I can't decide whether to turn pro first or go directly into rehab."

Voltaire.

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

Heterosexual actor auditions.

'Have you referred to my previous boss?' - 'Yes, he wants to know when you are going to return the coffee money.'

Gotthold Ephraim Lessing

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

"Wisdom is growing your hair long so the hairs growing in your ears don't show

'Nothing against you, but I'm thinking about going back for my master's.'

'Becoming enlightened fifteen minutes before I did doesn't EITHER give you seniority!'

'I remember when feeling the pinch just meant sexual harassment,'

'This is goodbye, Goopta -- I've decided to make a career move to the Scientologists.'

"No, actually. 40 is the new 60."

"These informal meetings have become really informal."

"Don't play dumb with me!"

Experienced, Nervous, Chilled Out.

'No, I'm not a secretary. I'm a consultant, are you a secretary?'

'In my years of meditation, I've concluded that being a prophet without profit is not the path to nirvana.'