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'... And now for this week's episode of, 'the fallen arches'.'

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

"You've got to move. The bed is needed for another TV drama."

Darcy's feelings for Elizabeth increase.

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

Some people thought she'd taken the whole Dickens thing a bit far...

"I wish school was more like TV."

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

Our pew in church

Minuet

Plan B

Downtrodden Abbey

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

Queen

'Shall we join the ladies?'

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

"Don't worry about a thing, I learned to do this in prison."

"We're from the TV show, Gadget Hoarders. You're so bad, we're doing a two-hour special on you."

'Scripts department' "I think old James has lost the plot"

Things that would get you killed at Downton Abbey

"There's been a few changes since I was last here."

"No, I'm really into this series, I am just not into you making a very poor attempt at copying their British accent every waking minute until we finish it."

Dr. Manette Sinks In His Daughter's Arms As She Tells Him The Sad News

"Anything you say will be taken down and edited for 'Crimewatch.'

'Sorry, Gav, but it takes more than a wet shirt to look like mr Darcy.'