Enigmatic Storyteller T-Shirts

"You mean all this time everything was really a screw?"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"We only got six days of funding."

Swan Fairy Tales

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"Eat my dust!"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

Sisyphus visits Stowe

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

Phoenix

Marcel Marceau's parrot

My Spam Sketchbook

Santa's Helpers

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

How I met your mother

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

Santa CGI Effect

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

'I can't remember the title, but it began, 'Once upon a time'...'

"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy drove the getaway car..."