Enigmatic Storyteller T-Shirts

"You mean all this time everything was really a screw?"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"We only got six days of funding."

Swan Fairy Tales

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

J. R. R. Tolkien

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"Eat my dust!"

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

Phoenix

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

Marcel Marceau's parrot

How I met your mother

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

Santa CGI Effect

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

Santa's Helpers

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

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'I can't remember the title, but it began, 'Once upon a time'...'

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."