Enid Blyton Enthusiast Pillows

'What's wrong with him, doctor? He's read dozens of Enid Blyton books and he still isn't racist.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Turn, turn and turn.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

The Not So Wild West

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

Civil Howdy Pardnership

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

Jasper's Limo Service.

Cowboy

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

'You're too aggressive.'

"An accountant? No son of mine is going to be an accountant! You'll be an octopus wrangler like your old man, and like it!"

'It's Colonel Bowie, Davy... he cut himself again.'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.

'It counts as one of your five portions a day.'

"Not tonight, hon—I've got a heartache."

"Next Christmas, I drive the cattle, you go see Mom."

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."