English Breakfast Fans Gifts

Full English? I'm full already, thanks.

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"That's it. We’re toast."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

German Expressionist Breakfast

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

'Now here's a place I like!'

Toast: the high energy food

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

Pope tarts.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

'Anybody for breakfast?'

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

Cereal Tasting.

The Ladies Who Lurch.

'How would you like your toast?'

Hen, pig and cow sunbathing turn into fried egg,bacon and burger.

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

"I'll have the prayer breakfast."

"Doctor. I am speechless"

"Someone has eaten our porridge, let's have pancakes."