British Food Fan Gifts

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

Freshest ice cream in town!

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Barristers

Bangers and Mash

Time for Tea!

You're the sizzle in my roast!

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

Nobody Upstages Trump!

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

"Is the garbage fresh?"

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

'Oh my God!! The economy's in ruins! There's no money!'

Bedside Manna.

The First Roast Chicken.

Beef Wellingtons

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

"I was pretty highly respected until email came along."

"'Cheers'? 'Lorry'? 'Jumper'? You can talk, boy? And you're British??"

Taste of the east (London).

Pikey and Chav.

Socks and Sandals

'The Gingerbread man meets the Frozen Waffler.'

David Bowie

"I believe Big Ben is getting it's annual service."

Full English? I'm full already, thanks.

Queen reigning.

Cabman, unhappy with his fare, accuses a lady's husband of not being a gentleman

"Do my hair like Boris Johnson."

Soldier With Mouse Ears.

Party Animal, Party Vegetable, Party Mineral