English Breakfast Fan Prints

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"That's it. We’re toast."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

German Expressionist Breakfast

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

'Now here's a place I like!'

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Toast: the high energy food

Non-Power Breakfast

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

'How would you like your toast?'

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."

'Anybody for breakfast?'

Cereal Tasting.