English Breakfast Fan Prints

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"That's it. We’re toast."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

German Expressionist Breakfast

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

'Now here's a place I like!'

Non-Power Breakfast

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Toast: the high energy food

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

Pope tarts.

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

'How would you like your toast?'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

Cereal Tasting.

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.