All-day Breakfast Fan Prints

'It takes all day to eat it.'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Big Newspaper Delivery

"I'm a monster."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

"Fridge-to-table"

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

'I'll take the S. O. S. breakfast special...hold the shingle.'

'Well, Tom, your blood sugar is way too high!'

"Just give us the numbers... and don't sugar-coat it."

'The Gingerbread man meets the Frozen Waffler.'

Darlene? Rudy? I heard you might be hanging out here. I thought I'd come by just to say hello and see how you're doing. That's nice. Coffee King. I love you. Hence Coffee King. House of Java.

'You're listening to no repeat radio where we never play the same song twice! Yeah! No repeat radio! Where you'll never hear the same song twice! Only on no repeat radio!'

"Looks like it's going to be a nice day."

Ducks on Trucks

Bed & Breakfast

'Yum Yum Bakery - a subsidiary of Slim-Down Weight Loss Centres.'

'Oh Mother, he's just showing off his passion for freshness.'

Dead & Breakfast.

Mum's home cooked meals - vending machine.

"Death takes a personal day."

'I was going to rob the bank next door...but that lovely aroma brought me in here!'

Mary Raspberry

Cookie Shop. New Year's Resolutions Broken Here. Frank, you're already giving up on your resolution to lose weight? Yes, but I'm keeping my resolution to frequently these old friends! The last ten days I've discovered that it's hard to lose weight as we get older and our eyesight declines. What does eyesight have to do with it? It's very difficult to hit a target weight when that target looks so tiny compared to my current weight!

For the love of toast...

'Either currents have wings or there's a fly in this bun!'

'Looks like a new buffet opened up down the street. Feel like checking it out?'

The First Continental Breakfast

'I knew you were coming so I baked a cake.'

Medusa, first thing in the morning.