Breakfast Food Fan Prints

'The Gingerbread man meets the Frozen Waffler.'

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"That's it. We’re toast."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Freshest ice cream in town!

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

German Expressionist Breakfast

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'Now here's a place I like!'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Toast: the high energy food

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Non-Power Breakfast

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Pope tarts.

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'How would you like your toast?'