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'It takes all day to eat it.'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Big Newspaper Delivery

"I'm a monster."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

"Fridge-to-table"

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

'I'll take the S. O. S. breakfast special...hold the shingle.'

"Just give us the numbers... and don't sugar-coat it."

'The Gingerbread man meets the Frozen Waffler.'

'Well, Tom, your blood sugar is way too high!'

Ducks on Trucks

Bed & Breakfast

"Looks like it's going to be a nice day."

'Yum Yum Bakery - a subsidiary of Slim-Down Weight Loss Centres.'

'Oh Mother, he's just showing off his passion for freshness.'

Dead & Breakfast.

Mum's home cooked meals - vending machine.

'I was going to rob the bank next door...but that lovely aroma brought me in here!'

"Death takes a personal day."

'Either currents have wings or there's a fly in this bun!'

For the love of toast...

'Looks like a new buffet opened up down the street. Feel like checking it out?'

Hey, look - they have launching facilities!

Mom's Home Cooking and Dad's Home Drinking.

'I knew you were coming so I baked a cake.'