England Glory Seekers Pillows

Alf Ramsey

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Hooray for Bollywood!

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

First past the post.

'I win!'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"Wasn't I lovely then eh, Tiddles?"

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

Fred Astaire

"Whadya know, we're being audited."

"New Year's resolutions are fine, but we should really focus on squad goals."

"Let's go someplace else. There are no paparazzi here."

Kelly Mittendorf

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

Ant holds up the word 'TRIUMPH'.

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Rich Cow: 'Simon Cowell'

The weight of winning gold.

'Turn on slow romantic music and try taking off your shell in a more seductive way...'

'... and I almost want to thank my pharmacist.'

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

'Whoever said 'taking part is better than winning' was certainly a loser...'

Red Carpet

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

Carla Bruni

"I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille."

"I've got a new job, mom! I'm in show business!"

"Time to go, guys-It's been real…!"

I always think of old age as ten years older than I am.