England Glory Seekers Prints

Alf Ramsey

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Hooray for Bollywood!

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

First past the post.

'I win!'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"Wasn't I lovely then eh, Tiddles?"

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

"Let's go someplace else. There are no paparazzi here."

"New Year's resolutions are fine, but we should really focus on squad goals."

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

The weight of winning gold.

'Turn on slow romantic music and try taking off your shell in a more seductive way...'

'... and I almost want to thank my pharmacist.'

'Whoever said 'taking part is better than winning' was certainly a loser...'

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

Rich Cow: 'Chasing Celebrities'

"Time to go, guys-It's been real…!"

"I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille."

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

I always think of old age as ten years older than I am.

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

Red Carpet