Engines Gifts

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

"Listen to this baby purr."

'No-Freaking-Idea-Speak.'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

"They said it had a V-8, so I assumed it would run on tomato juice!"

Metal Defective.

'This is one of the first micros...early diesel.'

'We now return to 'American Idle'..!'

"It went a little over estimate - We had to put it in intensive care fore awhile."

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"Remember, back in the day, when you could at least pretend that you could fix something."

"What kinda horse power does it have?"

"I'll never forget one day last July- it started right off."

Thanks for putting in a new engine, pity you forgot to take the old one out.

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Internal Combustion.

Paul began to suspect that Charlene was just using him for his automotive knowledge.

A mess of mechanics

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Auto Shop - First we've got to get him out of there.

"I cleaned out your wallet for you, but the engine is still running a little rough."

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"Young Frankenstein"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'C'mon get it straight.'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

The first car accident.