Engine Trouble Humorist Pillows

"It's nothing serious...just a flooded engine."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

CLEAR!

Volkswagen Scandal

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

'Beware of SUV.'

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

A Not So Grand Slam.

'Well, if I have a short circuit, just lengthen it.'

"Okay. Hit it."

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'How was my emergency stop?'

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

Cotton candy

Person who refuses to admit age on board. Feel free to drive with wild and reckless abandon.

No Hand Signals

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

Freak Accident Specialist

Lucky car.

"It's important to fix the horn because the brakes don't work..."

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

Pine tree driving a truck with a human-shaped air freshener hanging off the mirror

'I swear this self driving car is falsifying it's records to avoid an insurance rate hike."

My car idles well! It learned a lot from you!

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP"

"Instead of filling in all the pot holes, it’d be easier to lower the rest of the road."