Engine Savvy Mugs

"Tune-up? I think I can bring something to it."

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Biker At Museum

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

Cardiologist/Truckdiologist: Medical help for Trucks.

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Cow outboard engine

"It's worse than I thought."

When did you last have your oil changed?

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

Google Magazine

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

Motor-blender.

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

Biker and Cyclist.

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'