Engine Savvy Mugs

"Tune-up? I think I can bring something to it."

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Biker At Museum

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Cardiologist/Truckdiologist: Medical help for Trucks.

Cow outboard engine

When did you last have your oil changed?

"It's worse than I thought."

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

Google Magazine

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

Biker and Cyclist.

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

Motor-blender.

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"