Engine Repair Prints

'We'll have to check your car for pre-existing conditions.'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Take me to your mechanic."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

"One more rinse and the inside of your car will be clean too, Dad."

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Organic Soldering.

CLEAR!

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

Turmoil change.

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Kid about scratched up car to dad: 'I made a mistake washing the car with a brillo pad.'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"