Working On Engines Prints

I got a car for the weekend!

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Biker At Museum

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"It's your oil.....it needs a new car!"

Cardiologist/Truckdiologist: Medical help for Trucks.

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

When did you last have your oil changed?

"It's worse than I thought."

Cow outboard engine

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

Motor-blender.

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

"Well, there's your problem. The strange clanking sound is just Tom Waits in your engine."