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'We'll have to check your car for pre-existing conditions.'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Take me to your mechanic."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Organic Soldering.

CLEAR!

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

Turmoil change.

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"