Engine Oracle T-Shirts

Psychic Car Mechanics.

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Wikipedia...

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

The Authentic Christmas.

'Bring me the Wimbish report and a short worm, Ms Perkins, no time for lunch today.'

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

"Heads, we go with the analytics. Tails, we don't."

Hipster Police Department

'I only make predictions in retrospect.'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

I'll put my nose to the grindstone and shoulder to the wheel, which reminds me, how's the health plan?

"The Great Source keeps afloat, along with a little help from the sharks there."

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

"It went a little over estimate - We had to put it in intensive care fore awhile."

A mess of mechanics