Engagement Skepticism Gifts

'Just how much did you pay for this engagement ring?'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

You're my Mona Lisa.

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

Love at First Sight

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Romance

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

Right click for yes...

'Cow in love'

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"You're the lid to my pot."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Bear Costume

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'